Reuters Story
dude...this is an actual Reuters article:
Do NOT Give This Man Batteries...
Do NOT Give This Man Batteries...
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.
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A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release.
"The male calmly stated 'no' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.
