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Sunday, March 06, 2005 

ESPN 2005 Predictions

ESPN predicts the rest of the year in sex:

2005, the Heat Yet to Come:
some highlites:

Maria Sharapova will turn 18 on April 19.

Anna Kournikova will announce the formation of the World League of Sexy Tennis and will serve as its first player/commissioner. As part of her new contract, she will be guaranteed three tournament singles victories.

Using Mike Piazza and Jeff Garcia as their role models, dozens of professional athletes will start rumors that they are gay in the hope that it will help them bag a Playboy model.

During negotiations with the league over a new collective bargaining agreement, NBA players will request the salary cap be raised by $50 million per team, citing the results of a study by an Ivy League college that shows the average player pays 98 percent of his salary in child support.

Maria Sharapova will turn 18 on April 19.

The Tennis Channel will quadruple its ratings after it drops live tennis and instead broadcasts still photographs of Marat Safin's girlfriend 24 hours a day.

Oh, and Maria Sharapova will turn 18 on April 19.

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