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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 

Third Arm

Baby Born With Third Arm

SHANGHAI, China -- Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

Surgery to remove the third arm? Are you kidding me? Can you imagine all the things this kid will be able to do with the extra arm?

Here are some possibilities:
- type and scratch his nose at the same time.
- hold a knife, fork, and spoon (or in his case, chopstick, knife, and fork) all at the same time.
- drive through the streets of Shanghai, give other motorists the bird, all while keeping both hands on the wheel.
- survive an encounter with the police - when the policeman shouts "put both arms in the air", put both arms in the air, and then stab the police officer with the knife you are holding on your third arm.
- jerk off without arousing (no pun intended) suspicions.

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