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Tuesday, May 09, 2006 

Overheard in NY

Cool site from Ping:


Drunk blonde: How old are you?
Kid: 17.
Drunk blonde: Ever been with a 26-year-old?

Kid's father intervenes.

--B. B. King's, Machine concert

Guy #1: Hey, where did you find this eraser?
Guy #2: On that table over there.
Guy #1: Eww, it might have semen on it!

--Polytechnic University, Brooklyn

Man: This is stupid...and incredibly boring.
David Blaine: Hey, I can hear you!

--Lincoln Center

Girl #1: So he was at my house and we were like, fooling around on my bed, and I was lying on top of him, but then I made him get up.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Because if he got turned on, got hard, came, his zipper fell down a little and some come got on my pants and while I was taking off my pants it brushed my underwear and then went inside me, I could totally get pregnant.
Girl #2: Oh, right.

I am looking for my memories through the stories, the narrative of people. I feel it is difficult but I will try.

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