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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 


From John:

Urban Dictionary: moco

28 interesting definitions:

Suburban county of Maryland

One of the few counties where there's a ghetto area (Wheaton, Silver Spring), there's a rich-ass area (Bethesda, Potomac), and the boonies (Damascus, Poolesville) all crammed together.
That's diversity for you.

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.
Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.

One of the richest counties in America. To sound cool, we say we're from D.C. but really, everyone can tell we're MoCo at heart.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: Washington, D.C.
A: But you have a Louis Vuitton bag and drive a BMW.
B: I'm from Georgetown.
A: Liar! You're from Potomac aren't you?

The county where everyone is either straight out of the OC or tryin to be ghetto. But the love is all in MoCo. And whoever thinks that we stole the MoCo from Howard County, it should be pointed out that Howard County is HoCo. And yes, their girls are hos.
Girl from MoCo: Yeah, I got into every college I applied to!
Guy from PG County: What is college?

I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC

etc etc.

Thats a bunch of posts today. Now I'm clear to post nothing tomorrow.

I am looking for my memories through the stories, the narrative of people. I feel it is difficult but I will try.

Not all are true. Everyone has their own way of thinking but I think they have to reconsider. I like to argue for the most accurate results.

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