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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 

"Did not care for the Godfather"

I can't find the video, but heres the transcript of a hilarious Family Guy scene from 2 weeks ago - blatantly stolen from this site:

Miller's Time: Television - "it insists upon itself"


but hey, only like 3 people read this blog, so im not feeling that bad

Well that’s pretty much all there is to tell kids. The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry. But, since we’re all going to die, there’s one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for The Godfather.

What!

Did not care for The Godfather.

Uh!

How can you even say that dad?

Didn’t like, did not like it.

Peter, it’s so good, it’s like the perfect movie.

This is what everyone always says, whenever someone says…

Robert De Niro, Al Pacino…

I…

You never see… ROBERT DUVALL!

Fine, fine actor, did not like the movie.

Why not?

Did not… couldn’t get into it.

Explain yourself, what didn’t you like about it?

It insists upon itself, Lois.

What?

It insists upon itself.

What does that even mean?

Cause it has a valid point to make, it’s insistent!

Cause it takes forever getting in, and you spend, you spend like six and a half hours, and then, you I can’t even get through, I haven’t even seen the ending.

You’ve never seen the ending?

Ah, how can you say you don’t like it if you haven’t even given it a chance?

I agree with Stewie, it’s not really fair.

Outrageous.

I’ve tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs…

Yes, it’s a great scene, I love that scene.

It’s not a great scene, I have no idea what they’re talking about, it’s like their speaking a different language. That’s where I lose interest and fade away.

They’re speaking Italian!

The language they’re speaking is the language of subtly, something you don’t understand.

I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.

Exactly.

Well, there you go

Whatever

I like that movie too.

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