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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 

New White House Press Secretary: Smarter Child


DAVID GREGORY (NBC): Will Donald Rumsfeld resign in the face of the recent criticism by several retired generals?

SMARTERCHILD: Maybe ... What do you think? Will Donald Rumsfeld resign in the face of criticism from several retired generals?

DAVID GREGORY (NBC): I'm an objective journalist; my opinions don't matter.

SMARTERCHILD: Are you happy to be an objective journalist your opinions don't matter, or would you rather be something else?


DAN FROOMKIN (Washington Post): Will the president fire him?

SMARTERCHILD: That's interesting. Perhaps ... I don't know, though ...

HELEN THOMAS (Hearst Newspapers): Have you consulted the Pentagon?

SMARTERCHILD: Consulted the Pentagon? No way am I going to do that.

HELEN THOMAS (Hearst Newspapers): Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons on the table for Iran?

SMARTERCHILD: Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons? Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

DAN FROOMKIN (Washington Post): So President Bush will use nuclear weapons?


DAN FROOMKIN (Washington Post): Isn't that drastic?

SMARTERCHILD: Isn't that drastic? Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

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    History/Stages of this blog:
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